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*high pitched squealing noises* nnnnnnnnnnhhh brrrrrrrr vroom vroomSCREEEEEECH-BANG! I crashed the motercycle.
In short I'm unimaginably happy but I don't know why.
Mmmmmmvvvvvvvv vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr vroooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOM! Heh, you know what's funny? I don't own a moterbike. Anyway, here goes boardness:
A whole 9 minutes ago around 10 hundred billion centimeters away, a dinosaur forgot his glasses and dropped his pencil down a stank. It was then found by an astronaught who was in the sewers for reasons unknown. He ended up in a pokemon battle with over 9000 grimer and a missingno. He had no usable pokemon so he greyed out and had to be taken to the pokey centre. They poked him to try to find out why he greyed out instead of whiting or blacking out. Turns out he was way to anti- racist to do that. Pingu then came rushing in holding a clipboard and he looked like he had terrible news. But no one can really tell, he's a penguin. He held up the clipboard to reveal a terrible drawing of spongebob in a polkadot miniskirt. The doctors were all horrified and sent into a coma. Meanwhile, omelet the fishpaste dragonoid was drinking vimpto with the entire cast of Ouran host club cosplaying themselves. There isn't really much going on here. Across the road the avengers had assembled to fight the evil macaroni people who had invaded the city from pastaland which is totally not Italy because Italy was too buisy saying hi to soul eater, who was driving through the streets on his moterbike. At the same time in England everyone was drinking crumpets and eating tea. Samurai flamingo had to intervene when giant cats invaded London and stole all the milk. At the same time there were ware wolves in London. Howling. Like werewolves do. It's a pun. The ugly troll under the bridge was arrested for harassment by samurai policeman. While dr. Foster decided not to go to gloster, he went to Somerset instead. He stepped in a puddle, right over his head, and he didn't come out it again. Because Merlin turned him into a marlin. Lelouch was too busy complaining about tiny hats to give a crap. Suzaku got stuck in the claw machine at the arcade. No-one knows how he got in there. Meanwhile, Thomas the tank engine threw up after eating too much alphabetty spaghetti. The puked pasta spelled out the words 'moo I'm a cat' which immediately attracted all the evil-doing seagulls in the area who would probably have preferred chips or pastys to spaghetti spat out by a sick train. The seagulls all got food poisoning and had to be sent to the pokey centre for treatment. Giriko then walked over to Justin and went up to his ear and said 'NOOT NOOT'. This is like some crazy ass fanfiction right here. The two lived happily ever after with their pet bagel named makoto. Mako tsunami eventually married the ocean but bakura got his fabulous hair caught on the treadmill which he wasn't even on so I have no idea how this is possible. Fish fingers then became the main food source in Europe shortly after ninjas won their war against pillows. Buy a fillow now. It's a combination of floor and pillow so that you can sleep anywhere. The fillow contains sleep enduceing chemicals so that as soon as you touch it you fall asleep. You wil no longer have to worry about not being able to sleep again. Buy it now for only $9001.
And that is the story of finding memo. (No not nemo, we found him ages ago.)

Dusky out~ vroom vroom KABOOM!!

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Shurza Xenvotsu
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United Kingdom
I'm completely insane XP

Behold my awesome highness of awesomeness. Now bow before me. BECAUSE IM AWESOME!!

I'm from Scotland for anyone who doesn't know. Glasgow to be precise. herp derp. Scotland FTW.

I'm a huge fan of animes. My favs are fullmetal alchemist, soul eater, code geass, Tsubasa and hetalia! I love loads of others too but I can't be bothered listing them.

Do do dooo~ so if you havn't already guessed, I specialise in dragons. So... That's something I guess. You love my art and anime too? Check out Shurza's account! blackarcanine13 (it's just my other account where I post all my fanart. I say it's Shurza's account because it is really rambled and obsessive sometimes and that's what Shurza does XD) don't judge me. In fact I don 't care if you do! This is the Internet! You can't hurt me!

Oh yeah, I have tumblr too. duskdragon13.tumblr.com/ That is me! The useless dragon.

OH and YouTube! I don't do anything there but I try to animate shit. www.youtube.com/channel/UCN1V4…

I love you guys!! <3

Who even reads these things anyway? (I do)

Ha, I'm hilarious. I don't even know what a bio is and I'm putting loads of crap in here.



Dusky out~ Vroom Vroom KABOOM!!
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:iconwillowbranwen:
Willowbranwen Featured By Owner 3 days ago

Thank you for faving my Pokemon Fire Pack!


Pokemon Fire Pack by Willowbranwen


I'm like so touched, I'm thinking my next pack should be a psychic one, what do you think? ^_^ 


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duskdragon13 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
No problem! Thank you for the llama!

Sounds good to me! What pokemon would you use?
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:iconwillowbranwen:
Willowbranwen Featured By Owner 3 days ago
I'm thinking abra, drowzee, & Mr. Mime
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:iconduskdragon13:
duskdragon13 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
really? cool! That will be very cute!
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CuteKittyy Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav!! Neko Emoji-37 (Yay) [V2] 
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duskdragon13 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
No problem! Thank you for the llama!! :3
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Kinteki Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist
thanks very much for the fav! ^_^
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duskdragon13 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
No problem!! :3
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heyitskubur Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
Cheers for yet another +fav, Dusky. |3 You da best, man.
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:iconduskdragon13:
duskdragon13 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks bro! Your welcome as always! :3
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