*high pitched squealing noises* nnnnnnnnnnhhh brrrrrrrr vroom vroomSCREEEEEECH-BANG! I crashed the motercycle.
In short I'm unimaginably happy but I don't know why.
Mmmmmmvvvvvvvv vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr vroooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOM! Heh, you know what's funny? I don't own a moterbike. Anyway, here goes boardness:
A whole 9 minutes ago around 10 hundred billion centimeters away, a dinosaur forgot his glasses and dropped his pencil down a stank. It was then found by an astronaught who was in the sewers for reasons unknown. He ended up in a pokemon battle with over 9000 grimer and a missingno. He had no usable pokemon so he greyed out and had to be taken to the pokey centre. They poked him to try to find out why he greyed out instead of whiting or blacking out. Turns out he was way to anti- racist to do that. Pingu then came rushing in holding a clipboard and he looked like he had terrible news. But no one can really tell, he's a penguin. He held up the clipboard to reveal a terrible drawing of spongebob in a polkadot miniskirt. The doctors were all horrified and sent into a coma. Meanwhile, omelet the fishpaste dragonoid was drinking vimpto with the entire cast of Ouran host club cosplaying themselves. There isn't really much going on here. Across the road the avengers had assembled to fight the evil macaroni people who had invaded the city from pastaland which is totally not Italy because Italy was too buisy saying hi to soul eater, who was driving through the streets on his moterbike. At the same time in England everyone was drinking crumpets and eating tea. Samurai flamingo had to intervene when giant cats invaded London and stole all the milk. At the same time there were ware wolves in London. Howling. Like werewolves do. It's a pun. The ugly troll under the bridge was arrested for harassment by samurai policeman. While dr. Foster decided not to go to gloster, he went to Somerset instead. He stepped in a puddle, right over his head, and he didn't come out it again. Because Merlin turned him into a marlin. Lelouch was too busy complaining about tiny hats to give a crap. Suzaku got stuck in the claw machine at the arcade. No-one knows how he got in there. Meanwhile, Thomas the tank engine threw up after eating too much alphabetty spaghetti. The puked pasta spelled out the words 'moo I'm a cat' which immediately attracted all the evil-doing seagulls in the area who would probably have preferred chips or pastys to spaghetti spat out by a sick train. The seagulls all got food poisoning and had to be sent to the pokey centre for treatment. Giriko then walked over to Justin and went up to his ear and said 'NOOT NOOT'. This is like some crazy ass fanfiction right here. The two lived happily ever after with their pet bagel named makoto. Mako tsunami eventually married the ocean but bakura got his fabulous hair caught on the treadmill which he wasn't even on so I have no idea how this is possible. Fish fingers then became the main food source in Europe shortly after ninjas won their war against pillows. Buy a fillow now. It's a combination of floor and pillow so that you can sleep anywhere. The fillow contains sleep enduceing chemicals so that as soon as you touch it you fall asleep. You wil no longer have to worry about not being able to sleep again. Buy it now for only $9001.
And that is the story of finding memo. (No not nemo, we found him ages ago.)
Dusky out~ vroom vroom KABOOM!!